This is an easily understandable manual that will explain to you how to travel back in time and kill Hitler. By doing this, you will (perhaps) be able to prevent the Holocaust and WWII!
What you will need:
- time machine
- gun
How long it will take you:
- depends entirely on you
Instructions:
1. Acquire a functioning time machine
2. Acquire a gun of your preference (we recommend semi-automatic or automatic)
3. Choose an appropriate killing-time (e.g. during a speech → not appropriate)
4. Choose an appropriate location where the assassination will take place (or took place??)
5. Set your time machine to the desired time and location
6. Travel through time and space (don’t forget to bring your gun!)
7. Find Hitler
8. If he is alone, shoot him.
9. If he is not alone, assess the situation and decide if the other people present pose a threat to you or you mission.
10. If they do, shoot them too. We recommend you be quick about it while they are still surprised.
11. If they do not pose a threat, proceed to shoot Hitler and let the others live.
12. Travel back home and reward yourself with a drink.
Congratulation, you have just saved millions of lives and prevented a bloody war!
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